7 AM: RALPH (gorilla journalist) lands in Nigeria to begin his first big journalistic endeavor.
Noon: RALPH goes out to get a feel for the town and the first foreign country he’s ever been in.
10 PM: RALPH gets his first dose of serious doubt about his new adventure.
11 AM: While RALPH browses the market for food, he meets TUNDE (easygoing adventure-seeker) and they hit it off.
4 PM: RALPH convinces TUNDE to visit a local outbreak hospital with him.
5 PM: TRUNEWS (poor news outlet) breaks a story about a new outbreak in Nigeria that’s killing hundreds. This is proven false within 5 minutes and they apologize.
10 AM: TRUNEWS breaks news that the ongoing situation in Liberia is actually getting worse. This time, they are correct.
10:30 AM: ANN agrees with TRUNEWS’s report.
11 AM: CHET announces that he will be on the ground in Africa, leaving his current post in Ukraine.
8 AM: TUNDE attempts to show RALPH the ways of his continent in terms that RALPH will understand. This only confuses him more.
2 PM: RALPH convinces TUNDE to give the hospital another crack. This trip goes just as poorly.
8 PM: CHET announces that he has arrived for a short stint in Nigeria before heading to the real front lines in Liberia.
5 AM: RALPH and TUNDE sneak in to the hospital early, due to light security.
9 AM: CHET (all-star reporter) shows up to the same hospital, is weary of RALPH and TUNDE’s credentials.
Noon: TRUNEWS reports that CHET has contracted ebola and died. ANN (reputatable news outlet) aggressively denies this and scolds TRUNEWS for their reporting. TRUNEWS apologizes.
9 AM: CHET, TUNDE, and RALPH land in Liberia.
1 PM: CHET, TUNDE, and RALPH visit a hot outbreak hospital in the city.
5 PM: The hospital is attacked by rebels attempting to free the patients from what they think is a government scam. It’s very violent.
8 AM: the violence continues as the three are forced to bunker down in the hospital.
Noon: the violence finally ends as the rebels move on.
4 PM: the three characters say their goodbyes and RALPH ponders whether this really is the life for him.